Alternate Universe EP featuring Kasson

by Princess Problems

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Larry Fine Love love love the lyrics in Sue Me! As always, Kasson's synth work is world class and perfectly suited for the material. Vocals are soft and delicious. Outstanding EP! Favorite track: Sue Me (Alternate Universe Mix featuring Kasson).
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released August 19, 2016

"Drive"
Performed by Princess Problems
Written by Naoko Takamoto (ASCAP) & Kasson Crooker (BMI)
Produced & Mastered by Kasson Crooker
Publishing Naoko Takamoto (ASCAP) & Speed of Dark Music (BMI)
Copyright Princess Problems 2016

"Art of War (Alternate Universe Mix)"
Performed by Princess Problems
Written by Naoko Takamoto (ASCAP), Jeremy Page (ASCAP) & Kasson Crooker (BMI)
Produced by Kasson Crooker, Mastered by Leon Zervos
Publishing Naoko Takamoto (ASCAP), Jeremy Page (ASCAP) & Speed of Dark Music (BMI)
Copyright Princess Problems 2016

"Sue Me (Alternate Universe Mix)"
Performed by Princess Problems
Written by Naoko Takamoto (ASCAP), Jeremy Page (BMI) & Kasson Crooker (BMI)
Produced by Kasson Crooker, Mastered by Leon Zervos
Publishing Naoko Takamoto (ASCAP), Jeremy Page (BMI) & Speed of Dark Music (BMI)
Copyright Princess Problems 2016

"Einstein (Alternate Universe Mix)"
Performed by Princess Problems
Written by Naoko Takamoto (ASCAP), Jeremy Page (BMI) & Kasson Crooker (BMI)
Produced & Mastered by Kasson Crooker
Publishing Naoko Takamoto (ASCAP), Jeremy Page (ASCAP) & Speed of Dark Music (BMI)
Copyright Princess Problems 2016

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Princess Problems Boston, Massachusetts

Going above and beyond the annoying move of calling their sound hard to describe, Princess Problems simultaneously releases songs in 2 formats: as a normal pop/rock/other band, and as an electro pop duo. Hopefully you like the vocals, because you’re stuck with those either way. ... more

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Track Name: Art of War (Alternate Universe Mix featuring Kasson)
My neighbor always tries to put my in play, but his strategy is so tragically flawed.
My neighbor acts like he don’t know me for days, and then magically, that little bastard, he calls.
He won’t leave me alone. Even though he knows I really don’t want it all.
I said, he won’t leave me alone. And before I wage war I really wanna know.
Why would you play, would you waste, would you take any
Crazy away from your place and put it in me baby.

Art isn’t what I want.
It’s beautiful but it’s not what makes me come.
Start to give me what I want, or be ready for me to only piss you off.

My neighbor claims that he has something I crave.
But it’s a fantasy. Shiny and safe, glittery walls.
Should I have something saved to say just in case.
Better not answer me, or I might answer his calls.
He won’t leave me alone. Even though he knows I really don’t want it all.
I said, he won’t leave me alone. And before I wage war I really wanna know.
Why would I waste, would I play, would I take any
Crazy away to mistake something other than his

Art isn’t what I want.
It’s beautiful but it’s not what makes me come.
Start to give me what I want, or be ready for me to only piss you off.

If you really don’t want it, don’t need it, then leave it alone.
If you really don’t want it, don’t need it, then leave it alone.
If you really do want it, not sure how to get it and you never would have said it and you can’t help regressing to your adolescent self when all your sex-ed lessons hadn’t kicked in yet, come on…
…Come on and tell me

Why would I play, would I waste, would I take any
Crazy away from your place and put it in me baby.

Art isn’t what I want.
It’s beautiful but it’s not what makes me come.
Start to give me what I want, or be ready for me to only piss you off.
Art isn’t what I want.
All I want is some
All I want is some
All I want is some peace, please.
Track Name: Princess Problems - Drive
It used to be never in a day but now I shut down frequently
It used to be that I could get a break and be able to say it was a tendency
It used to be I could go all day, keep up with you, no matter the pace
It used to be a joke that I was acting crazy
But it seems to have become a reality

Oh no, how did I end up on this road
And from here where do I go
‘Cause nothing feels like home anymore

This is what you get for pushing on my drive
This is how I get, I should be alright
This is what you get for pushing on my drive
This is how I get, I should be alright,
This is what you get

It used to be just a mistake, fixed with one apology
It used to be I could it straight and slip through the cracks with ease
It used to be you could relate and oh I’d hoard that sympathy
But lately all that love’s been hate and I’m running out of dignity

Oh no, how did I end up on this road
And from here where do I go
‘Cause nothing feels like home anymore

This is what you get for pushing on my drive
This is how I get, I should be alright
This is what you get for pushing on my drive
This is how I get, I should be alright,
This is what you get

Please, don’t throw me out
Please don’t throw me out

This is what you get
Track Name: Einstein (Alternate Universe Mix featuring Kasson)
His resume has been updated
Look at how he proudly waves it
Find him out he’s finally made it but
She don’t wanna fuck him

Wait – give him 2 more days and
He’ll find some other place to stay
He’ll jog off some of that extra weight in vain
Still don’t wanna fuck him

Call her more, Einstein, call her more
Get at her door, Einstein, be at her door
Call her more, Einstein, call her more
She’ll be yours for sure

He says it’s fate she can’t debate it
Most her life he helped create it and
That’s the way that he portrays it so
She don’t wanna fuck him

For his age he does look great
For a guy he’s well behaved
He’ll save her till he’s in his grave, it’s a shame
She don’t wanna fuck him

Call her more, Einstein, call her more
Get at her door, Einstein, be at her door
Call her more, Einstein, call her more
She’ll be yours for sure

If she don’t get no restraining order don’t let go
If you adore her you should pencil a day in for her
To call her employer, fake ill and destroyed
So you can get your chance to show her
Be gentle, she’s kind of slow
But when it’s time for a bientot she’ll cry no no, I was wrong

Call her more, Einstein, call her more
Get at her door, Einstein, be at her door
Call her more, Einstein, call her more
She’ll be yours for sure
Track Name: Princess Problems - Sue Me (Alternate Universe Mix featuring Kasson)
You know, sometimes I like to smoke, sometimes I like to drink
Sometimes I like to take little pills
I see the way they use my tax, the idiots they back
And everything that falls to pieces

Out of all of the problems why do they come for me
In the cracks with all of the fallen
Why can’t you leave us in peace

Hey how can this be so illegal
‘Cause I can’t do your time
I promise you that we are really good people
And I can’t pay your fine
Hey how can this be so illegal
Do you just not like good times
It’s just the thing I’m gonna use to try and speak through
What can I say to change your mind

You know, sometimes I like to read, sometimes I like to write,
But often I am left so speechless
I’m not the type to fight, I’m just a nightlight
With the hope that somebody good will see this

Out of all of the problems why do they come for me
In the cracks with all of the fallen
Why can’t you leave us in peace

Hey how can this be so illegal
‘Cause I can’t do your time
I promise you that we are really good people
And I can’t pay your fine
Hey how can this be so illegal
Do you just not like good times
It’s just the thing I’m gonna use to try and speak through
What can I say to change your mind

What if my daddy was a doctor
What if my daddy was a lawyer
What if my, what if my, what if I, what if I was
On a magazine cover. Naked on a Range Rover
What if my daddy was a pastor
What if my daddy was an actor
What if my, what if my, what if I, what I
What if I’m right, what if I’m right

Hey how can this be so illegal
‘Cause I can’t do your time
I promise you that we are really good people
And I can’t pay your fine
Hey how can this be so illegal
Do you just not like good times
It’s just the thing I’m gonna use to try and speak through
What can I say to change your mind

Sue me baby, come sue me baby
Sue me baby, come sue me baby
Sue me baby, come sue me baby
Sue me baby, come sue me baby
Sue me.