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Art of War
03:42
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My neighbor always wants to put me in play
But his strategy is so tragically flawed
My neighbor acts like he don't know me for days
And then magically, that little bastard he calls
He won't leave me alone, even though I know he really don't want it at all
I said he won't leave me alone, and before I wage war I really wanna know
Why would you play, would you waste
Would you take any crazy away from your place and put it in me baby
Art isn't what I want
It's beautiful but that's not what makes me come
Start to give me what I want
Or be ready for me to only piss you off
My neighbor claims that he has something I crave
But it's a fantasy. Shiny and safe, glittery walls
Should I have something saved to say just in case
Better not answer me, or I might answer his calls
He won't leave me alone, even though I know he really don't want it at all
I said he won't leave me alone, and before I wage war I really wanna know
Why would I waste, would I play
Would I take any crazy away to mistake something other than his
Art isn't what I want
It's beautiful but that's not what makes me come
Start to give me what I want
Or be ready for me to only piss you off
If you really don't want it, don't need it, then leave it alone
If you really don't want it, don't need it, then leave it alone
If you really do want it, not sure how to get it and you never would have said it
And you can't help regressing to your adolescent self
When your sex-ed lessons hadn't kicked in yet
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Come on, come on, come on, come on and tell me
Why would I waste, would I play
Would I take any crazy away from your place and put it in me baby
Art isn't what I want
It's beautiful but that's not what makes me come
Start to give me what I want
Or be ready for me to only piss you off
Art isn't what I want
All I want is some, all I want is some
All I want is some peace, please
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Only so much that a man can stand to take
Hand in hand the plans we make
Danced around the subject, slammed it on your face
Got up and ran away
These decisions last, hidden in the past
I knew it back when we were kids sitting in the caf
We didn't ask for what was given back
If you gotta run, run like this
If you gotta front, backstroke it
If you gotta blow, if you gotta break
If you gotta make a getaway then shake a leg, escape
If you gotta ride, step on it
If you gotta take a hike, go hitch
If you gotta blow, then you should grow some nuts for your heartache and go
Make no mistake, I'm gone
But this world's too big for you to take it on
While you wait alone it'll knock you down and race along
A lot of blame with no one left to place it on
I get it though, all that love and let it go
Can't get comfortable in a rented home
She left a note I read it slow
It hurts, but I don't let it show
If you gotta run, run like this
If you gotta front, backstroke it
If you gotta blow, if you gotta break
If you gotta make a getaway then shake a leg, escape
If you gotta ride, step on it
If you gotta take a hike, go hitch
If you gotta blow, then you should grow some nuts for your heartache and go
Won't you leave me alone
Won't you leave me alone
Don't believe in platinum memories of home
When you know
It's just chrome
Yeah I know the way out, when I came out it was beautiful
Now it's cold and grey out
But if I go I'll stay out
Til I fly far enough away to push my seat back and pull my tray out
I'm better off without you
Tossed around, lost and found you
Wanted me to love but I'm not about to
I've forgotten how to
If you gotta run, run like this
If you gotta front, backstroke it
If you gotta blow, if you gotta break
If you gotta make a getaway then shake a leg, escape
If you gotta ride, step on it
If you gotta take a hike, go hitch
If you gotta blow, then you should grow some nuts for your heartache and go
Take both of your chromosomes, bag up your testosterone
And climb your ass off my throne, throne, throne, throne
Just go, you always move snail pace slow
Get going before we're old
I want the chill out my bones, bones, bones
Won't you leave me alone
Won't you leave me alone
Don't believe in platinum memories of home
When you know
It's just chrome
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3. |
Einstein
03:07
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His resumé has been updated
Look at how he proudly waves it
Find him out he's finally made it
But she don't wanna fuck him
Wait, give him 2 more days
He'll find a better place to stay
He'll jog off some of that extra weight in vain
She don't wanna fuck him
Call her more Einstein, call her more
Get at her door Einstein, be at her door
Call her more Einstein, call her more
She'll be yours for sure
He says it's fate, she can't debate it
Most her life he helped her create it
And that's the way that he portrays it so
She don't wanna fuck him
For his age he does look great
For a guy he's well behaved
He'll save her til he's in his grave
It's a shame, she don't wanna fuck him
Call her more Einstein, call her more
Get at her door Einstein, be at her door
Call her more Einstein, call her more
She'll be yours for sure
If she don't get no restraining order don't let go
If you adore her you should pencil a day in for her
To call her employer, fake ill and destroyed
Then you can get your chance to show her
Be gentle, she's kind of slow, but when it's time for à bientôt
She'll cry "no no, I was wrong"
If she don't get no restraining order don't let go
If you adore her you should pencil a day in for her
To call her employer, fake ill and destroyed
Then you can get your chance to show her
Be gentle, she's kind of slow, but when it's time for à bientôt
She'll cry "no no, I was wrong"
Call her more Einstein, call her more
Get at her door Einstein, be at her door
Call her more Einstein, call her more
She'll be yours for sure
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Pussy
03:04
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Now all I wanted was a nice boy
After years of ass hats who were mean
And when I saw gentleman-land-ahoy
I jumped ship and threw my finger at the sea
What nobody told me, told me, told me
About the land of happy kitties, love and dreams
What no one told me, told me, told me
Is that the dudes here are mother fucking
You said you tried, and we both knew it
Maybe you're bad at what you do or really stupid
And if I liked how you do it
Why would I even think to go and ruin
A man who loves me like in movies l-o-v-e
He makes the sun shine, birds sing, world turn, bells ring
He's gentle like a summer breeze candle
Sweet, with an open heart
More like a pussy
More like a pussy
More like a pussy, uh huh
I feel better, that thought was on repeat
I've been meaning to tell you but I've been busy
It's crossed my mind so much my brain's scribbled out
A faded memory, a shadow of a doubt
Replaced with you running your mouth
La la la la 'bout your feelings
And the longest list of me I should discard
And if you're the best that I can do let's Paxil me, Viagra you
Cuz I don't see a man who goes hard, nah
More like a pussy
More like a pussy
More like a pussy
Uh huh
La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
Sweet with an open heart
La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
I don't see a man who goes hard
Oh my god you're such a pussy
More like a pussy
More like a pussy
Uh huh
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5. |
Hungry
03:17
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Don't fuck with hungry people, just 'cause you don't need a refill
Don't fuck with lonely people, 'til we're good we won't be peaceful
Careful what you wish for, you might get it all
Hungry as you are, this is more than you can handle
Tell me what you want, don't talk with your mouth full
I know nobody likes to eat alone
I saw that he was a feast on the eyes
And how lucky for me to have such a large appetite
Don't try it, fat kid on a diet who ain't had a fried steak in days
Ooh I'll bite you if you try and pry it away away away away
Careful what you wish for, you might get it all
Hungry as you are, this is more than you can handle
Tell me what you want, don't talk with your mouth full
I know nobody likes to eat alone
I saw that he was a feast on the eyes
And there's no allergy that could keep me from taking a bite
Don't try it, fat kid on a diet who ain't had a fried steak in days
Ooh I'll bite you if you try and pry it away away away away
Careful what you wish for, you might get it all
Hungry as you are, this is more than you can handle
Tell me what you want, don't talk with your mouth full
I know nobody likes to eat alone
Get that salad away from me
I know what I want, I know what I need
Get that salad away from me
I know what I want, I know what I need
Get that salad away from me
I know what I want, I know what I need
Get that salad away from me
I know what I want, I know what I need
Don't try it, fat kid on a diet who ain't had a fried steak in days
Ooh I'll bite you if you try and pry it away away away away
Careful what you wish for, you might get it all
Hungry as you are, this is more than you can handle
Tell me what you want, don't talk with your mouth full
I know nobody likes to eat alone
Careful what you wish for, you might get it all
Hungry as you are, this is more than you can handle
Tell me what you want, don't talk with your mouth full
I know nobody likes to eat alone
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Don't You Worry
03:25
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Boy you ever do it mobile, hit it profile
Turn the breakfast into brunch style
Hey hey hey hey you can do it to me, you can do it to me
When's the last time you pushed five
Flipped a blind eye, did the Lambada all night
Hey hey hey hey you can do it to me, you can do it to me baby
Don't you worry, I won't fall in love
Don't you worry, I won't fall in love
I will disappear before you can, I don't wanna stay or be a man
Don't you worry, I won't fall in love again
You got me singing
No oh oh, no oh oh, no oh oh
I won't fall in love
No oh oh, no oh oh, no oh oh
I won't fall in love
Have you ever tried a blue glide, a double edged snow pile
A Super Mario flag fly
Hey hey hey hey you can get it from me, you can get it from me
Boy you ever had a low drive
It's something you should try once in your life
Hey hey hey hey you can get it from me, you can get it from me
Don't you worry, I won't fall in love
Don't you worry, I won't fall in love
I will disappear before you can, I don't wanna stay or be a man
Don't you worry, I won't fall in love again
You got me singing
No oh oh, no oh oh, no oh oh
I won't fall in love
No oh oh, no oh oh, no oh oh
I won't fall in love
Pound for pound I'll love you down, but only with my ooh-ooh
My heart's a rock, it's iced, it's locked, ain't nobody getting through
Pound for pound I'll love you down, but only with my ooh-ooh
My heart's a rock, it's iced, it's locked, ain't nobody getting through
What's in the queue? Nothing's taboo
Try me, tongue tie me
A backwards thank you, or wave calling will do
Try me, surprise me
No oh oh, no oh oh, no oh oh
I won't fall in love
No oh oh, no oh oh, no oh oh
I won't fall in love
No oh oh, no oh oh, no oh oh
I won't fall in love
No oh oh, no oh oh, no oh oh
I won't fall in love
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7. |
Kneejerk
02:48
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Ooh my lipstick cost me more than you tee shirt
Don't you tell me what it's worth, you'll never know
Ooh I wish this didn't sound non-sequitur
If I had a translator the words would go
Don't touch my shit, it's expensive
Ooh my mascara cost me about a tank of gas
I'm not trying to be high class, but you should know
No, there's no error
I just want me to be best, and I feel a bit undressed without the show
So before you, so before you start your war with me
You be sure you, you be sure you find a whore in me
So before you, so before you start your war with me
You check that jerky knee, you check that jerky knee
Don't touch my shit, it's expensive
Don't touch my shit, it's expensive
My eyeliner, I hold closer than my cash
Call me silly, call me trash
You'll never know
I need less than you to feel bulletproof
And if you wanna pas de deux let's go
So before you, so before you start your war with me
You be sure you, you be sure you find a whore in me
So before you, so before you start your war with me
You check that jerky knee, you check that jerky knee
Don't touch my shit, it's expensive
Don't touch my shit, it's expensive
Don't touch my shit
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Joseph
03:46
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My man he goes by Joseph
Call him Joe if you don't know him
Find his hand with 2 bills folded, ordering a drink
And honest man, he's got no slogans
He smells good without cologne
And if you choose to go approach him, ask him what he thinks
About the other girls there, about the way he got here
About his last girlfriend, is he a working man, and what's the plan today
My man he knows these ropes, he'll always make his way back home
And so he thinks that I don't know, I simply smile and say
I love you babe. I don't know why
I love you babe. No, I don't know why
I love you babe. I don't know why
I love you babe. I don't know why
Sometimes when I'm alone, I go online and I see who's home
Write letters to people that I don't know and never really will
I cruise photos of studio apartments
Choose a place, but never call them
For the first time money ain't the problem, I just got time to kill
I know why he's out there, and I know why he's not here
Why don't I care at all, I'm not sad, I applaud
I'm glad he doesn't call
My man he knows me so I up my game with welcome home
I smile the same, I play the role, and I always say
I love you babe. I don't know why
I love you babe. No, I don't know why
I love you babe. I don't know why
I love you babe. I don't know why
Everlasting, unconditional is a passing thrill you all should know
I've been asking the 16 year old I used to be, she thinks that I should go
Do something unpredictable, out the safety zone, accident prone
But if you'd ask me 10 years from now, I'm positive that I'd still say
I love you babe. I don't know why
I love you babe. No, I don't know why
I love you babe. I don't know why
I love you babe. I don't know why
No, I don't know why. No, I don't know why. No, I don't know why
But I love you babe
No, I don't know why. No I don't know why
But I love you babe
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Grey Grenade
04:06
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I must've been high when I walked in the room thinking I could come out with you on my sleeve
I must've felt fly when I introduced my thoughts on how you and I would leave
It could've been right hadn't I decided to cross my legs on that empty seat
On the side where the bartender's eyes could see my glass when it was in need
Oh I hate it when it's me
And it's every other week
Oh I hate this memory
Stumbling, mumbling instead of walking, talking
Cuz I would pay about anything today
For time machines and self esteem
I just can't change from being a grey grenade
What am I doing, doing
Can I come ruin it all for everyone
I don't want it - ooh anyone
I don't want it - would anyone
I don't want it - would anyone want, I don't want her
Ooh what the hell, give me whistles and bells, I don't get any younger than this
I leave little stains on the straws, on your face on the walls in the colors I paint my lips
I must've felt nice when I said you're making me high
That me, she don't exist
But the one missing hours, a shoe and her loot
That's me, plus a fucked up fist
Oh I hate it when it's me
And it's every other week
Oh I hate this memory
Stumbling, mumbling instead of walking, talking
Cuz I would pay about anything today
For time machines and self esteem
I just can't change from being a grey grenade
What am I doing, doing
Can I come ruin it all for everyone
I must've been high, I must've felt fly, it could've been right
But I'm a grey grenade
I must've been high, I must've felt fly, it could've been right
But I'm a grey grenade
I'll play even if I break something you can't replace
And I'll make you call me baby
Oh I hate it when it's me
And it's every other week
Oh I hate this memory
Stumbling, mumbling instead of walking, talking
Cuz I would pay about anything today
For time machines and self esteem
I just can't change from being a grey grenade
What am I doing, doing
Can I come ruin it all for everyone
I don't want it - ooh anyone
I don't want it - would anyone
I don't want it - would anyone want, I don't want her
I don't want it - ooh anyone
I don't want it - would anyone
I don't want it - would anyone want, I don't want her
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I Told You So
03:49
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She puts her hand up when she's asking questions
Never says a goddamn thing that's slightly offensive
She has this mantra, do to others as you would have them do to you
She's quite the ray of sunshine, it makes me want to pollute
She works with kids or kittens or elderly women
She heals their wounds
I should call her and tell her and save her from all she's going through
There is no karma, no
It's all over the news
This whole time no one's been watching you
Oh how I've hated your pleasant statements
And now you hate them too
She throws her hands up, and now she has all these questions
How do they know, who have they told, and what did they show you for proof
And now her mantra she discovers has done her little good
No, it doesn't work unless she goes first
Who knew, who knew, who knew
Last time it was Santa, she feels like a fool
She should have known that they were the same
They're only there to make you behave
There is no karma, no, it's not about you
Never was, never will be, it's hysterical 'cause it's true
Oh how I've hated your pleasant statements
And now you hate them too
I fucking knew it (I told you so)
Didn't I call that shit
I'm sorry sweetheart you have my condolences
I fucking knew it, didn't I call that shit
It will be fine sweetheart, you'll get over it
Yeah I fucking knew it (I told you so)
Didn't I call that shit
I'm sorry sweetheart you have my condolences
It will be fine sweetheart
It's only only only your love, your love
Oh how I've hated your pleasant statements
And now you hate them too
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11. |
What R U Doing
03:06
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Honey, I got good stories, and I'll tell them to you how you like
Smelling good, with a juicy lip and a smoky eye, yeah
Honey, I want your stories and I wanna make new ones with you
Page turners, hair pullers, library overdue
What are you doing, you must be kidding
What are you doing, what are you thinking
Looking out widows, looking at the tv, at your computer screen
Looking at your mobile, looking at the wall, look at everybody else but me
What are you doing, you must be kidding
What are you doing, what are you thinking
Honey, you must feel lucky, come cut some cards with me
I'll dress real nice, blow on your dice
You do what you want with your money
Honey, honey I'm here if you have a new bad story
We can work it out or sit it out, whatever you want and need
What are you doing, you must be kidding
What are you doing, what are you thinking
Looking out widows, looking at the tv, at your computer screen
Looking at your mobile, looking at the wall, look at everybody else but me
What you want me for, I don't wanna be some broad that you just ignore
What you get me for if you're busy and would rather just be alone
What are you doing, you must be kidding
What are you doing, what are you thinking
And I bet you'd let me stay here with you
Let everyone call me crazy, I'm obsessed and I can't take clues
And I bet you'd let me stay here with you
Let the time tick by til we lose our eyes
And you shit straight on my youth
What are you doing, you must be kidding
What are you doing, what are you thinking
Looking out widows, looking at the tv, at your computer screen
Looking at your mobile, looking at the wall, look at everybody else but me
What you want me for, I don't wanna be some broad that you just ignore
What you get me for if you're busy and would rather just be alone
What are you doing, you must be kidding
What are you doing, what are you thinking
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