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Alternate Universe EP featuring Kasson

by Princess Problems

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Larry Fine
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Larry Fine Love love love the lyrics in Sue Me! As always, Kasson's synth work is world class and perfectly suited for the material. Vocals are soft and delicious. Outstanding EP! Favorite track: Sue Me (Alternate Universe Mix featuring Kasson).
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1.
My neighbor always tries to put my in play, but his strategy is so tragically flawed. My neighbor acts like he don’t know me for days, and then magically, that little bastard, he calls. He won’t leave me alone. Even though he knows I really don’t want it all. I said, he won’t leave me alone. And before I wage war I really wanna know. Why would you play, would you waste, would you take any Crazy away from your place and put it in me baby. Art isn’t what I want. It’s beautiful but it’s not what makes me come. Start to give me what I want, or be ready for me to only piss you off. My neighbor claims that he has something I crave. But it’s a fantasy. Shiny and safe, glittery walls. Should I have something saved to say just in case. Better not answer me, or I might answer his calls. He won’t leave me alone. Even though he knows I really don’t want it all. I said, he won’t leave me alone. And before I wage war I really wanna know. Why would I waste, would I play, would I take any Crazy away to mistake something other than his Art isn’t what I want. It’s beautiful but it’s not what makes me come. Start to give me what I want, or be ready for me to only piss you off. If you really don’t want it, don’t need it, then leave it alone. If you really don’t want it, don’t need it, then leave it alone. If you really do want it, not sure how to get it and you never would have said it and you can’t help regressing to your adolescent self when all your sex-ed lessons hadn’t kicked in yet, come on… …Come on and tell me Why would I play, would I waste, would I take any Crazy away from your place and put it in me baby. Art isn’t what I want. It’s beautiful but it’s not what makes me come. Start to give me what I want, or be ready for me to only piss you off. Art isn’t what I want. All I want is some All I want is some All I want is some peace, please.
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It used to be never in a day but now I shut down frequently It used to be that I could get a break and be able to say it was a tendency It used to be I could go all day, keep up with you, no matter the pace It used to be a joke that I was acting crazy But it seems to have become a reality Oh no, how did I end up on this road And from here where do I go ‘Cause nothing feels like home anymore This is what you get for pushing on my drive This is how I get, I should be alright This is what you get for pushing on my drive This is how I get, I should be alright, This is what you get It used to be just a mistake, fixed with one apology It used to be I could it straight and slip through the cracks with ease It used to be you could relate and oh I’d hoard that sympathy But lately all that love’s been hate and I’m running out of dignity Oh no, how did I end up on this road And from here where do I go ‘Cause nothing feels like home anymore This is what you get for pushing on my drive This is how I get, I should be alright This is what you get for pushing on my drive This is how I get, I should be alright, This is what you get Please, don’t throw me out Please don’t throw me out This is what you get
3.
His resume has been updated Look at how he proudly waves it Find him out he’s finally made it but She don’t wanna fuck him Wait – give him 2 more days and He’ll find some other place to stay He’ll jog off some of that extra weight in vain Still don’t wanna fuck him Call her more, Einstein, call her more Get at her door, Einstein, be at her door Call her more, Einstein, call her more She’ll be yours for sure He says it’s fate she can’t debate it Most her life he helped create it and That’s the way that he portrays it so She don’t wanna fuck him For his age he does look great For a guy he’s well behaved He’ll save her till he’s in his grave, it’s a shame She don’t wanna fuck him Call her more, Einstein, call her more Get at her door, Einstein, be at her door Call her more, Einstein, call her more She’ll be yours for sure If she don’t get no restraining order don’t let go If you adore her you should pencil a day in for her To call her employer, fake ill and destroyed So you can get your chance to show her Be gentle, she’s kind of slow But when it’s time for a bientot she’ll cry no no, I was wrong Call her more, Einstein, call her more Get at her door, Einstein, be at her door Call her more, Einstein, call her more She’ll be yours for sure
4.
You know, sometimes I like to smoke, sometimes I like to drink Sometimes I like to take little pills I see the way they use my tax, the idiots they back And everything that falls to pieces Out of all of the problems why do they come for me In the cracks with all of the fallen Why can’t you leave us in peace Hey how can this be so illegal ‘Cause I can’t do your time I promise you that we are really good people And I can’t pay your fine Hey how can this be so illegal Do you just not like good times It’s just the thing I’m gonna use to try and speak through What can I say to change your mind You know, sometimes I like to read, sometimes I like to write, But often I am left so speechless I’m not the type to fight, I’m just a nightlight With the hope that somebody good will see this Out of all of the problems why do they come for me In the cracks with all of the fallen Why can’t you leave us in peace Hey how can this be so illegal ‘Cause I can’t do your time I promise you that we are really good people And I can’t pay your fine Hey how can this be so illegal Do you just not like good times It’s just the thing I’m gonna use to try and speak through What can I say to change your mind What if my daddy was a doctor What if my daddy was a lawyer What if my, what if my, what if I, what if I was On a magazine cover. Naked on a Range Rover What if my daddy was a pastor What if my daddy was an actor What if my, what if my, what if I, what I What if I’m right, what if I’m right Hey how can this be so illegal ‘Cause I can’t do your time I promise you that we are really good people And I can’t pay your fine Hey how can this be so illegal Do you just not like good times It’s just the thing I’m gonna use to try and speak through What can I say to change your mind Sue me baby, come sue me baby Sue me baby, come sue me baby Sue me baby, come sue me baby Sue me baby, come sue me baby Sue me.

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released August 19, 2016

"Drive"
Performed by Princess Problems
Written by Naoko Takamoto (ASCAP) & Kasson Crooker (BMI)
Produced & Mastered by Kasson Crooker
Publishing Naoko Takamoto (ASCAP) & Speed of Dark Music (BMI)
Copyright Princess Problems 2016

"Art of War (Alternate Universe Mix)"
Performed by Princess Problems
Written by Naoko Takamoto (ASCAP), Jeremy Page (ASCAP) & Kasson Crooker (BMI)
Produced by Kasson Crooker, Mastered by Leon Zervos
Publishing Naoko Takamoto (ASCAP), Jeremy Page (ASCAP) & Speed of Dark Music (BMI)
Copyright Princess Problems 2016

"Sue Me (Alternate Universe Mix)"
Performed by Princess Problems
Written by Naoko Takamoto (ASCAP), Jeremy Page (BMI) & Kasson Crooker (BMI)
Produced by Kasson Crooker, Mastered by Leon Zervos
Publishing Naoko Takamoto (ASCAP), Jeremy Page (BMI) & Speed of Dark Music (BMI)
Copyright Princess Problems 2016

"Einstein (Alternate Universe Mix)"
Performed by Princess Problems
Written by Naoko Takamoto (ASCAP), Jeremy Page (BMI) & Kasson Crooker (BMI)
Produced & Mastered by Kasson Crooker
Publishing Naoko Takamoto (ASCAP), Jeremy Page (ASCAP) & Speed of Dark Music (BMI)
Copyright Princess Problems 2016

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